By MICHAEL LEA
A FAMILY of toffs who swear almost once a MINUTE on a TV show are furious at being depicted as foul-mouthed slobs.
Hour-long fly-on-the-wall documentary The F***ing Fulfords features 53 expletives.
It is billed as an upper-crust version of The Osbournes — but ex-Guardsman Francis Fulford, 51, and wife Kishanda claim they were pushed over the edge by the strain of the cameras.
And Kishanda, 44, said she only learnt of the documentary’s title when friends saw it in a TV listings mag.
She raged: “We had no idea they were going to call it anything like that.
“I suppose they chose it because it sounds good.
“But swearing tends to be used by people who don’t have the vocabulary to say what they mean.
“The crew was here a long time and it took its toll.”
Politically-incorrect Francis utters 39 swear words in the Channel 4 documentary, shown tomorrow at 9pm.
Among his targets are the French — “Five thousand dead Frenchmen, a very satisfying result” — “fat” Germans, Americans and Scots.
And he boasts of his four kids: “They aren’t a bunch of poofs. I’ve nothing against queers but you don’t want to breed them because you can’t breed from them.”
But he insisted yesterday: “The title is a bit of an exaggeration. I swear more than most but I hope the film will not suggest it’s all I do.
“When I swear it is like a writer underlining a phrase. My bad language is the only thing we have in common with the Osbournes.
“My views may sound old fashioned but 20 years ago they’d have been mainstream.The Cutting Edge documentary focuses on the Fulfords’ financial struggle to maintain their 800-year-old manor house in Dunsford, Devon.
A Channel 4 spokesman said: “There is a lot of swearing but beyond that they are a lovely family.”
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